Theory of Epicality











Formulated in the dying hours of Friday 17th July, 2009 – the Theory of Epicality was specifically inspired by listening to Metal, walking home from work in the blistering rain {6.2 on the Epic Scale}; and generally inspired by the abundance of references to epicness on the new crucible of definition; the interwebs.

General Theory of Epicality

Anything, be it perceived to be bad/good or have a positive/negative effect; can be rated on the Epic Scale.

The Epic Scale

Conventional use of the Epic Scale operates between 0 and 11. Although exceptions have been recorded, at times of extreme epicness.

< 1 Micro - Barely noticeable instance of epicness. Only noticed by trained epicticians.

1-2.9 Minor - Epic occurance that is taken in the individual’s stride.

3-4.9 Light - A glimpse of epicness that is visible to the people around you.

5-6.9 Moderate - Moments of epicness occurring within the context of every day life.

7-8.9 Strong - Prolonged period of epicness in familiar surroundings.

9-9.9 Major - Out of the ordinary scenario of epicness.

10-10.9 Great - Statistically unlikely occurrence of epic significance.

11+ Epicly Epic - Unlimiting and unique moment of pure epic.

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