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Cats! A-ah! Saviours of the universe!

Cats! A-ah! They’ll save ev’ry one of us!


Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactic upsets.
Only Dr Hans Zarkov, formerly at KiteKat, has provided any explanation.

What’s happening Cats?

Cats! A-ah! They’re a miracle!

This mornings unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm.

Cats! A-ah! Kings of the impossible!

They’re for ev’ry one of us
Stand for ev’ry one of us
They’ll save with a mighty paw, ev’ry man, ev’ry woman, ev’ry child
with a mighty MIAOW!
General Kala. Felix the Cat approaching.

What do you mean Felix the Cat approaching?!

Open fire!

All weapons!

Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!


Cats! A-ah!

Felix’s alive!

Cats! A-ah! They’ll save ev’ry one of us!

Just a cat, with a cat’s courage.
They know nothing but a cat.
But they can never fail.

No cat but the pure in heart, may find the golden grahams…

Oh, oh, oh, oh.


Cats! Cats! You know I love you!
But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth!


CATS!